Bert Kreischer in San Antonio brings the comedy star's big, boisterous storytelling to the Majestic Theatre - San Antonio. Known for his wild, laugh-out-loud tales and high-energy stand-up, Bert is the kind of comic who makes you feel like you're hearing the best story your buddy ever told. The Majestic is a historic downtown theater with a classic, grand feel, so every seat feels close to the action.